Admittedly, this has absolutely nothing to do with waiting tables, but I have written about it in the past and I need to follow up on it. Months ago, I wrote a post about my arch enemy, reality television star Reichen Lehmkuhl. He was in the same restaurant I was in just a few days after I had written a bad review of the off-Broadway show he was in. Someone got all offended by the posting so I responded with a Comment on Comments. The defender of Reichen had this to say:He's more famous for being admired for his military service and gay rights advocacy, and rise from total poverty, and less of a famewhore, like a waiter who is trying to get people to look at him for...being a waiter and a bitter queen.
Well, yesterday, some pictures were squeezed out on to the Internet of Mr. Gay Rights Advocacy. Although he has proudly served our country, starred in reality television shows, released a single, designed a a jewelry line and wrote a best-selling book, the pictures represent none of these things. Instead he is sporting a full-on erection and posing for a webcam. And I'm the famewhore? I'm not even famous. I will not show the pictures here because they are offensive, degrading, demeaning, demoralizing and shameful. Also, my mom reads this. So click here if you really need to see Reichen's lehmkuhl. It is NOT safe for work. (I know all you hussy bitches are clicking away so fast that your keyboard is smoking.)
Okay, that's it. I just had to write this because there were a shitload of Reichen Google searches that came to my blog yesterday and they needed to be acknowledged. Carry on. Carry trays.
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